Hay Ride Perfume & Lip Balm


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Hay Ride Perfume Oil and Lip Balm Pack consists of:

1 of Hay Ride Perfume Oil

Mostly sweet, green, powdery hay bales with a few drops of spiced apple. Like a nice long hay ride with the promise of hot cider at the end.

About .3oz in a little glass bottle. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You’ll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

1 of Unicorn Farts Lip Balm – Smells just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which smell like spearmint and pink cotton candy, everybody knows that.

1 of Pony Breath Lip Balm – Ponies like two things: apples and sugar cubes. OK, and carrots and scritchies and playing tag, but mostly apples and sugar cubes. This balm smells like those two things.

1 of Pegasus Lip Balm – Tastes like orange marmalade, violets, and cotton candy clouds.

These balms are designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! It’s got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you’ll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you’ll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It’s carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won’t end up feeling greasy or waxy.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.

‘Unicorn Farts’ for cosmetic use is a registered trademark of Long Winter Farm, Long Winter Soap Company.